February 27, 2005

Macintosh pioneer dies

Jef Raskin, Apple Computer employee # 31 and a pioneer designer of the original Macintosh (the one-button mouse was his idea) has died of cancer at the not-so-old age of 61. John Dvorak, who is now blogging, has the story here, and also includes a link to an interview with Raskin here.

Dvorak's blog, by the way, has a "Terms of Use" page. It's damn near unreadable, but contains a cute comment or two.

Posted by Craig Ceely at 08:35 PM | Comments (0)

February 25, 2005

Law and Order: The Spinoffs

Okay, so there's a new Law and Order spinoff series due to premiere soon, Law and Order: Trial by Jury. Without comment on the propriety of the spinoff, and revealing no confidential sources, I present here -- available nowhere else -- an Anger of Compassion exclusive: in one place, a list of the next ten Law and Order spinoffs:

Law and Order: Juror Parking
Law and Order: Mall Security
Law and Order: The Doughnut Shop Diaries
Law and Order: Citizen's Arrest
Law and Order: Moving Violations
Law and Order: Probate Court
Law and Order: We're Better Than Those Fucking Firefighters
Law and Order: Eviction Day
Law and Order: Animal Control

And the one they're saving for Sweeps Week...

Law and Order: Click It or Ticket.

And television's accused of being a vast wasteland...

Posted by Craig Ceely at 10:36 PM | Comments (2)

February 21, 2005

So I knocked back a fifth of Wild Turkey and I blogged this suicide...

And if we do not see his like again, well, that just adds to the legend. "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone," Thompson said, "but they've always worked for me." Indeed they did.

Thus speaketh Charles G. Hill and...Well, no, I don't think so. God knows I hesitate to disagree with Charles about anything dealing with American popular culture, and rightly so, but...no, it wasn't "drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity" which "worked" for Thompson, but the fact that he was a damn good writer, a superlative wielder of words in English. Those...subjects...were just that, for Hunter S. And true, in employing them, he became a subject himself, his own subject. But none of that would have meant a damn thing to anyone -- writer or editor or reader -- had he not deployed words the way Oscar Peterson hit piano keys. The man was a master, and he hit his stride fairly early on and kept it. Read Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas if you doubt me at all.

And as for who hipped me to just how good a writer Hunter S. Thompson really, really, really was, I'm more than happy to steer you to William Zinsser.

Trust me on this: Thompson was that good.

(And Charles remains that good at writing headlines, too.)

Posted by Craig Ceely at 10:29 PM | Comments (2)

February 20, 2005

"Decency" vs. The Simple Ways of Corruption; or, The Revolution is Behind You

"A time came when the only people who had ever been free began to ask: What is freedom?"

So begins Garet Garrett's incisive essay on the New Deal, The Revolution Was, published in 1938. He also writes:

Who wrote its articles -- the strong or the weak?

Was it an absolute good?

Could there be such a thing as unconditional freedom, short of anarchy?

Given the answer to be no, then was freedom an eternal truth or a political formula?

Since it was clear to reason that freedom must be conditioned, as by self-discipline, individual responsibility and many necessary laws of restraint; and since there was never in the world an absolute good, why should people not be free to say they would have less freedom in order to have more of some other good?

What other good?

Security.

What else?

Stability.

And beyond that?

Beyond that, many political conservatives (and politicians of all stripes) would say, why, Decency.

I first heard of Garrett in the mid-1970s, back when a lot of us thought we'd soon see the decriminalization of marijuana use, the pardoning of the Vietnam draft dodgers, and a thoroughgoing rejection of Republican politicians in time for the nation's Bicentennial. Well, we only got two out of three, but in the meantime conservative journals such as National Review were printing articles in favor of drug decriminalization, the libertarian journal Reason at one point sang the praises of Felix Morley and interviewed Milton Friedman and Ronald Reagan; the scholarly and readable history by George H. Nash, The Conservative Intellectual Movement in America since 1945, identified the three main strands of the conservative coalition as traditionalists, libertarians, and anti-communists.

Writers of each of those three labels were featured in National Review. Rising Republican politicians included Philip Crane, Jack Kemp, and Ronald Reagan. The Conservative Book Club featured David Friedman's The Machinery of Freedom: A Guide to Radical Capitalism, and the first three volumes of Murray Rothbard's history of colonial America, Conceived in Liberty. In fact, that's where I got my copies of those books, and it certainly seemed to...well, to me, anyway, that there was plenty of possibility for a fruitful conservative-libertarian coalition. The subsequent election of Ronald Reagan, whose cabinet included Jack Kemp and Paul Craig Roberts, seemed to verify that that assumption was valid.

In fact, that very Reagan administration served to clarify the fissures which had always existed between conservatives and libertarians, what with supporting increased taxation and regulation, a more vigorous drug "war," and arms to the thuggishly theocratic regime in Iran (and those arms, let us not forget, weren't rifles and pistols, folks, but spare parts for the Iranians' HAWK missile system, available nowhere else but from the US). As well as two presidents named George Bush, for what is now known as the Religious Right, which arguably voted for Jimmy Carter in 1976, threw its support to Ronald Reagan in 1980 and has remained loyal to the Republican Party ever since.

To the detriment of American liberty, as can be seen in last week's vote on H.R. 310 in the House of Representatives.

Am I a free-speech absolutist? Of course I am. Alarmist? I don't think so, but read on, then you tell me.

Pejman Yousefzadeh, for example, claims that the libertarian-conservative marriage can actually be saved, and should be. He includes three links, and seems to think that this is important.

Mr. Yousefzadeh writes a great blog (one of my favorites, in fact) and makes a lot of sense. He is smart, well-intentioned, and articulate. He is also wrong. In order to think that preserving the conservative-libertarian "marriage" is valuable, you'd have to think that Bernie Sanders is a public defender of the Constitution.

For if conservatives (and, although it is inexact, I'll use Republican politicians as a proxy for the conservative breed) cannot muster public support for the Constitution, then the "conservative-libertarian marriage" as such is doomed, and should be put to death or at least divorce. If, that is, such a marriage of convenience makes any difference. It doesn't. There are no defenders of liberty or sound principle, neither on the conservative nor the libertarian side of this marriage, so whether said "marriage" remains in effect or becomes subject to divorce means nothing at all.

Why do I make such a claim? Do you remember what happened in the House of Representatives just this past week? Thirty-eight of them voted in favor of the First Amendment. That's right: when the issue was put as "broadcast decency," only thirty-eight out of 435 voted to uphold the First Amendment to the US Constitution, even though all of them have sworn to do just that. Courtesy of Jeff Jarvis, I present to you a list of those thirty-eight, and I invite you to count the Republicans:

: Here are the good people who voted for the First Amendment:
Abercrombie
Ackerman
Baird
Berman
Clay
Conyers
Delahunt
Farr
Fattah
Frank (MA)
Grijalva
Harman
Hastings (FL)
Hinchey
Honda
Kucinich
Lee
Lewis (GA)
Lofgren, Zoe
McDermott
Nadler
Owens
Paul
Payne
Sabo
Sánchez, Linda T.
Sanders
Schakowsky
Scott (VA)
Serrano
Sherman
Stark
Velázquez
Wasserman Schultz
Waters
Watson
Waxman
Woolsey
That's one Republican, one independent, and 36 Democrats.

Okay, so Jeff did the math for you. But let me go ahead and ask you anyway: who was the Republican? Well, it wasn't the Speaker of the House, because we don't find the name Hastert on this list; nor was it the House Majority Leader, because that's Tom DeLay, and his name's not on the list, either. So it wasn't the top Republican leadership.

And let's spread the joy to the other side of the aisle, shall we? For those libertarians who opined, in post-election November, that a Democratic-libertarian coalition might be just the next nifty thing in order to combat those wicked proto-Brown Shirt Republicans, look for these names: Pelosi and Hoyer. Both are no-shows: in other words, the House Minority Leader and the House Democratic Whip, the leaders of the Democratic Party in the House, both voted against adhering to the First Amendment (and don't worry, the House Republican Whip, Roy Blunt, did too).

Where are the Republican defenders of liberty? Where are the Democrat defenders of liberty? At this level, they are nowhere to be found -- and, when I write, "this level," keep in mind that someone is voting for each one of them.

Everyone occupying the top positions of leadership in both major parties in the House of Representatives voted to abstain from abiding by the Constitution in favor of some perceived vision of "broadcast decency."

You want traditional American values, conservatives? How about this one, going back to 1791?


Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or
prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or
of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition
the Government for a redress of grievances.

"No law," got that? No law abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press.

Let's be explicit about what happened: openly socialist barking moonbat Bernie Sanders voted pro-First Amendment--and he's not the only kook on this list, either. The entire leadership of the House, including those putative representatives of conservatism, the Republicans, did not.

Nor is it any better, writes Ryan Sager, over in the Senate:

The war on free speech continues in Congress. The crew that did its darndest to repeal the First Amendment back in 2002 -- Sens. John McCain and Russ Feingold and Reps. Chris Shays and Marty Meehan - is back, and now its looking to clean up the mess left by the Bipartisan Campaign Finance Reform Act.

That mess: insidious "527" groups, like MoveOn.org's Media Fund and the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth, of course.

The problem, it seems, is that there are still just too darn many independent groups allowed to go shooting their mouths off about any darn thing any darn time they want -- and they can accept pretty much any amount of money from pretty much anyone.

There should be a law.

And no doubt, there will be.

So am I some dour libertarian-hating Objectivist, casting a scornful eye on all and sundry who fail to worship at the Church of Ayn Rand? Why, no...I don't recognize such a church, and I find decent writers and thinkers among conservatives, liberals, and libertarians alike. But when I see no movement afoot in any pro-liberty direction, why should I care about whether any political marriage of convenience survives? Especially when Republicans-conservatives use the language of liberty while consistently acting to destroy it, no, I don't care.

I should say, also, that, of the 38 Congressmen mentioned by Jarvis, many of those 36 Democratic nay-sayers undoubtedly voted no for the wrong reasons. They are Democrats, after all. They probably understand things, things such as political principles, no better than do Republicans, or large and small-L libertarians. So I'd have to answer Garet Garrett that no, freedom is not, after all, an absolute good, although it is definitely required by the nature of reasoning, acting man -- and I'd admit to him that very few people, especially politicians and pundits, seem willing to accept this.

I no longer see much mention of Garet Garrett these days. Neither conservatives nor libertarians seem to have much use for him any more, scourge of the New Deal that he was. His three essays, "The Revolution Was," "Ex America," and "Rise of Empire," are collected into a book, The People's Pottage, which I recommend to all readers of The Anger of Compassion. Read it, and ask yourself how many of today's "conservatives" would agree with it today. Indeed, see if those same conservatives don't occupy the same positions occupied by the New Dealers Garrett attacks.

In fact, why don't I give Garrett the last word? This is from his Conclusion to "The Revolution Was," and, in reading it, see if you can't realistically substitute today's administration for the New Deal, and today's President for FDR:

So it was that a revolution took place within the form. Like the hagfish, the New Deal entered the old form and devoured its meaning from within. The revolutionaries were inside; the defenders were outside. A government that had been supported by the people and so controlled by the people became one that supported the people and so controlled them. Much of it is irreversible. That is true because habits of dependence are much easier to form than to break. Once the government, on ground of public policy, has assumed the responsibility to provide people with buying power when they are in want of it, or when they are unable to provide themselves with enough of it, according to a minimum proclaimed by government, it will never be the same again.

All of this is said by one who believes that people have an absolute right to any form of government they like, even to an American Welfare State, with status in place of freedom, if that is what they want. The first of all objections to the New Deal is neither political nor economic. It is moral.

Revolution by scientific technique is above morality. It makes no distinction between means that are legal and means that are illegal. There was a legal and honest way to bring about a revolution, even to tear up the Constitution, abolish it, or write a new one in its place: Its own words and promises meant as little to the New Deal as its oath to support the Constitution. In a letter to the House Ways and Means Committee, urging a new law he wanted, the President said: "I hope your committee will not permit doubt as to Constitutionality, however reasonable, to block the suggested legislation." Its cruel and cynical suspicion of any motive but its own was a reflection of something it knew about itself. Its voice was the voice of righteousness; its methods therefore were more dishonest than the simple ways of corruption.

You want to support decency, conservatives, and traditional American values? How about tar and feathers?

Posted by Craig Ceely at 05:12 PM | Comments (0)

Notorious Dog Lover Fears Decline of American Culture

Years ago I coined the term "elvet" to describe modern kitschy popular paintings. Uh, painted by starving artists, of course. Ingeniously, my term combines subject (of which Elvis is one of the most popular) and media (paint on velvet). Of course I received no credit or even notice from the art conspiracy cognoscenti; hell, I can't even get recognized as a culture blogger, in spite of my sensitive music criticism.

But a certain Alexandra has used her soapbox atop culture-blogging Mount Olympus -- and a fine soapbox it is, to be sure -- to decry the state of America's culture because an original dogs playing poker painting has sold for quite a bit more than a few pence. She muses that this reflects on all of us as a culture. Apparently this is A Bad Thing.

Perhaps what concerns her is that she fears the creation of The Ultimate Elvet, even as we sit here in front of our computer screens. And just what is it she fears? What, you enquire, is The Ultimate Elvet?

I thought you'd never ask. Never presented before, another Anger of Compassion attempt at culture-blogger recognition, I present to you the minimally required visual contents of The Ultimate Elvet:

1. Dogs playing poker, of course
2. in a truck stop in Tennessee
3. Elvis and Jesus, together, sharing a fart joke
4. an 18-wheeler, parked just outside, sporting a Confederate flag
5. everyone shown is wearing jeans and cowboy boots, and sports at least one tattoo
6. even Jesus
7. the non-dogs are wearng mullets and baseball caps
8. even Jesus
9. each figure shown carries a Bible with George Bush's picture on the cover
10. even Jesus

It must be admitted that I share Alexandra's frustrations at the state of American culture: if those with money are willing to spend it on Dogs Playing Poker, even to the tune of over half a million bucks, then representational art is truly held in low regard these days, and that's a fact. But why take it out on dogs, and on beer drinkers?

Posted by Craig Ceely at 12:42 PM | Comments (0)

Zymurgy vs. Coors Light

Recent television commercials for Coors Light Beer suggest -- nay, claim -- that the product is brewed at frozen temperatures. This is, not to descend into pedantry here, bullshit.

Now, I don't wish to enter the debate as to whether American restaurants and bars serve their beer too cold (in general, they do). That debate, frankly, has been won by the partisans of the frigid, and I have no desire to earn a rep as a beer snob.

But how stupid do they think people are? Fermentation requires yeast, and yeast is alive, and when temperatures are sufficiently low the organisms go dormant. Such temperatures are well above freezing.

Do try this at home: boil your water, barley malt, and hops together. Toss in your yeast. Oops: you'll get no beer, because you just killed all of your yeast. No active (=alive) yeast means that no fermentation is possible.

Okay, try again: this time, after your boil, cool your wort (your boiled water and malt) and then add your yeast. Now freeze the concoction and come back in a month. Oops: no fermentation took place, did it? All you have is barley soup, which you may or may not like, but it ain't beer.

It's not even Coors Light.

Posted by Craig Ceely at 11:48 AM | Comments (1)

Just another sop to the iPod Cultists...

Game Boy. The metronome. The Hohner harmonica and the Swingline 747 stapler. The Rubik's Cube and the abacus. The Zippo lighter. Tickle Me Elmo and Etch-a-Sketch and Cuisinart. The abacus and the P-38 (the can opener, not the plane). The Swiss Army knife, the Leatherman, and the iPod.

What do they all have in common? Why, they're on Mobile PC's list of Top 100 Gadgets of All Time.

I'd like to see disposable contact lenses on that list, or for that matter bifocals or even regular spectacles, but they don't meet the list criteria (must be electrical or electronic, or if mechanical, have moving parts). And would I like to see Intellivision or the TRS-80 or the original PowerBook removed? Hmm....no.

And as for "top 100 of all time, well, what about the microwave oven? The 747? The book? Okay, so we'd be starting a debate between "creation" and "gadget," and we don't want that.

Anyway: damn, it's a cool list. Take a long, slow, thoughtful look, think about man's contined ingenuity, and enjoy.

(Hat tip: Martin Lindeskog at EGO)

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Objectivist Cafe Society

New forum for fans of Ayn Rand, bearing the title, oddly enough, The Forum for Ayn Rand Fans. It's run by Stephen and Betsy Speicher so it should be worth a look, and a read, of course. Actually, I'd never heard of Stephen Speicher until Prodos told me about him, but from what I observed on David Veksler's Objectivism Online forum, he is very good at dealing with basic questions about Objectivism and the Objectivist metaphysics and epistemology.

David Veksler, by the way, has announced a new forum for discussing Austrian economics.

Posted by Craig Ceely at 10:54 AM | Comments (0)

February 19, 2005

Is it silent at the top of that rope?

Teller is always worth a read or a listen (when you can hear him). Here he offers a few comments on one of the greatest scams ever, the Indian rope trick.

(Hat tip: Hit & Run)

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Fowler's Modern English Bloggage

I meant to blog this some time ago, but business travel got in the way. But I don't want this meme to die: Ian Hamet has a proposed blogging stylebook.It's a fabulous idea, and it deserves some circulation and debate. I like what he says about corrections, for example:

If a correction occurs more than one day following the initial post, said correction will be noted in a new post which links back to the original.

If there is updated information relating to an old post that is not a correction, the update will be put up in a new post that links back to the original. The original will not be altered except for the Pingback it receives from the new post.

Seems reasonable to me, blogs being time-sensitive and time-intensive items, both for their creators and for their readers. But I'm a bit uncomfortable with this one, on acronyms:

Acronyms, and most abbreviations, are to be rendered in all uppercase without periods, thus:

PETA

Except for “ante meridiem” and “post meridiem”, which are to be rendered all lowercase with periods, thus:

a.m., p.m.

This is done for the sake of inconsistency.

Well, no. Sorry, Ian, but although I'll walk with you on your abbreviation argument, we'll part ways when it comes to acronyms. There is no consistency with acronyms, at least not in American English. An acronym is a special type of abbreviation in which the abbreviation itself is pronounced as if it were a word. The problem arises, though, when some acronyms become so common that they really do become words themselves: laser, for example. Maser, scuba, radar. I'm not going to capitalize those, because they have become so common that to capitalize them would serve only to distract all four of my monthly readers.

Ian deserves a big pat on the back for his proposal. It will never be the case that all blogs look alike, or read alike, but I like the idea of some sound frame of reference.

Posted by Craig Ceely at 03:30 PM | Comments (0)

"Holy Defense of Western Civilization, Batman!"

"Yes, Robin, and...say, that's an ausgezeichnet pair of breasts you have there...."

Attention, culture bloggers: the library of Ludwig von Mises, whose Human Action provides one of the most rigorous defenses of Western civilization ever penned, was saved by...Batman.

Yep. Batman.

(See also Paul Cantor's "Holy Praxeology, Batman!" here.)

(Hat tip to Jacqueline Passey)

Posted by Craig Ceely at 03:07 PM | Comments (0)