Okay, so you've decided to attend Il Trovatore at El Paso Opera on September 11. Good call: nothing like opera to serve as a stand-in for the defense of western civilization. You earn major points for making such a stand. You still have some skills to perfect, though, the better to impress your date.
Let's start with preparing your absinthe, shall we?
Good to go.
(Hat tip: Michael Ham at Later On...)
Posted by Craig Ceely at March 16, 2008 09:34 PM