...I'm still going with Scotland.
Banning Keith Richards from smoking onstage was not enough. No, there's still tough competition from Canada, New Zealand, and the Netherlands. What then can the plucky Scots do to ensure ultimate victory?
Introduce legislation requiring a license for kilt-wearers.
File this under "That which cannot be made up."
(Hat tip: Thaddeus Tremayne at Samizdata)
Posted by Craig Ceely at June 25, 2007 09:47 AM