Possibly my favorite part:
CREW: Oh shit, they shot up all our friends' planets too!
OPERATIVE: This is all your fault. We're making a better world. And by the way, I'm totally fucking psycho.
MAL: *snaps* OK, fine! We're disguising ourselves as Reavers and going to Miranda!
SERENITY IN REAVER DRAG: *sneaks through Reaver fleet*
CREW: Oh please, oh please let this work!
JAYNE: *Cradles gun* Oh please, oh please don't let me piss myself!
CREW: Whew. Wait, this planet is full of people who died for no apparent reason.
JOSS WHEDON: *points camera at Wash for no apparent reason*
FANS SEEING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE JOSS WHEDON IS OUR MASTER: AAAUGH! Whedon, you bastard!
WOMAN IN VIDEO: We meant to make everybody calm and happy. They got so calm they happily lay down and starved to death. We didn't mean it, honest!
OFFSCREEN IN VIDEO: GRAAAR!
WOMAN IN VIDEO: By the way, some of the people did not get calm and happy and lay down.
NOT CALM, NOT HAPPY PERSON IN VIDEO: GRAAAR! Munch munch munch.
(Hat tip: Paul Hsieh at NoodleFood. As he says, it contains lots of spoilers, so if you haven't seen the movie yet, don't click through).
Posted by Craig Ceely at October 19, 2005 11:18 AM