A cave, somewhere deep in the Hindu Kush…ANAS: They’ll go in to the subway system here, get on separate trains going in different directions, then detonate their nail bombs simultaneously at 9am. Once they have killed and maimed dozens of innocent people, we issue our demands. Any questions?
ABDULLAH: Demands? We’ve never done that before… What exactly are the demands?
USAMA: We're giving Bush two weeks to withdraw completely all infidel soldiers from the Lands of the Believers, and if he doesn't agree immediately, we’ll blow up more trains.
AYMAN: In London?
ANAS: In London, New York, Rome, Sydney, Berlin, Tokyo, Toronto, Paris, Amsterdam…
USAMA: And of course, we point out that they bear full responsibility when we slaughter their people, and that we shall not submit to blackmail!
TERRORISTS: No blackmail!
USAMA: They've bled us dry, the infidels. They've taken everything we had, and not just from us, from our fathers, and from our fathers' fathers.
See how far you read before you recognize it. Well done, Citizen Smash.
(Hat tip: Dean Esmay)
Posted by Craig Ceely at August 1, 2005 10:12 PM