The Anger of Compassion

Law and Order: The Spinoffs

Okay, so there's a new Law and Order spinoff series due to premiere soon, Law and Order: Trial by Jury. Without comment on the propriety of the spinoff, and revealing no confidential sources, I present here -- available nowhere else -- an Anger of Compassion exclusive: in one place, a list of the next ten Law and Order spinoffs:

Law and Order: Juror Parking
Law and Order: Mall Security
Law and Order: The Doughnut Shop Diaries
Law and Order: Citizen's Arrest
Law and Order: Moving Violations
Law and Order: Probate Court
Law and Order: We're Better Than Those Fucking Firefighters
Law and Order: Eviction Day
Law and Order: Animal Control

And the one they're saving for Sweeps Week...

Law and Order: Click It or Ticket.

And television's accused of being a vast wasteland...