You'd think I had pictures of Mary Kate and Ashley nude.
Well, not here. Not Pamela Anderson or Carmen Electra, either. At least, no pictures of Pamela Anderson having sex or Carmen Electra naked.
But, aflush with Olympic fever, I did run pictures of the triumphant Kerry Walsh and Misty May, titanic defenders of American might at beach volleyball.
Got some attention with those, too. Now, this is hardly a high-traffic blog, nor am I much a hit-whore, but damn I got some traffic from those. Search engines fell in love with The Anger of Compassion, or at least thought I was cute and agreed to accompany me to a football game. Some of the traffic, as I later reported, came from people at the Treasury department and the Federal Reserve, undoubtedly seeking my economic insight, and figuring that typing "kerry walsh pics" into a search engine would be the best way to find me. Don't know, though: I was recently described as "subversive" after writing this piece.
This wouldn't be news (and I don't have Halle Berry nude pics HERE, either), but people are still looking for those shots, and still finding their way here. Might that mean that I could, one by one, convince people to read or re-read Atlas Shrugged? I'd take some pride in that.
Meanwhile, if Elizabeth Hurley takes off her clothes and sends the pictures my way, I'll let you know.
Posted by Craig Ceely at September 11, 2004 03:08 PM