We may not want to find out.
No, bear with me: we often hear that (at least some) women are attracted to a man in uniform. Soldiers, sailors, Marines, policemen...you know the deal.
Next time you have to remove your shoes because you've had the audacity to try boarding a plane for which you've bought a ticket, think on this: there will be women who harbor fantasies, lusts, longings for members of the Transportation Security Administration.
It's probably true already. The decline and fall of western civilization is well underway.
Pleasant dreams.
Posted by Craig Ceely at April 11, 2004 05:12 PM